Love Life

Twitter/Instagram: modernman19

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via britneyspearment)

comfychairs11:

bandtenpizzahut:

imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme:

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

Too soon

HE DIED IN 1827

He’s decomposing 

(via britneyspearment)

el-nino-de-oro:

Let me slap you,
on the butt.

(via i-llmvtic)

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via daisyshmasy)

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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